shavingryansprivates:

you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via the-fault-in-your-mom)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

(via divergentvictors)

  • Minho: Nice wig, Newt. What's it made off?
  • Newt: TOMMY'S CHEST HAIR.