not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
angelina jolie is so important like she teaches her adopted kids about where they were born and takes them back there and doesn’t let that culture slip away or try to assimilate them and she lets shiloh dress and present the way they want to like did you see how cute shiloh’s suit was omg and she does some amazing charity work and she’s just a great activist all around i love her
Don’t forget Ferguson.
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
- Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
- Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
- Abuela: te parto fruta?
- Me: no, gracias.
- Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
- Me: no abuela.
- Abuela: un vaso de agua?
- Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
- Abuela: come mierda pues.
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself